hit camberwell market yesterday, and got a fairly sweet looking dress. however when it came to cutting it the perfect length i found myself in quite the rush. take this as a lesson people, do not attempt DIY whilst your mind is on other things.

the hem turned out as crooked as rihanna's haircut. so after some careful deliberation i made it into a top.

high five for improvisation.

it's also amazing how much of my life revolves around food.

eat to live..i don't think so honey. live to eat, yeh that's more like it

had an excellent day and had an excellent time using my new camera. just a couple of happy snaps of the loser and myself. those dumplings have kept me full all day...i give thanks to shanghai dumpling house AND degraves waffles. for supplying my belly with delicious and nutricious goodies.

matty's ass is on the internet :)

ah fuck yes, new camera.

a little bit on the frowning side at the moment. i can no longer go to the apollo bay music festival because my grandpa is having heart surgery. and i would be completely happy to support and have feelings of grief for him, however him and my grandma are the evil dictators of the world. and i know that sounds horrible, but you try having sympathy for someone that said to you that you "need have an attitude problem", that you "have anger management problems", that you "need better parenting", oh and my personal favourite "that you're the only granchild that we can't have a relationship with."

i personally think my feelings are completely justified...

sorry about the rant!

anyway i'm getting delicious dumplings today and i'm sure with a full belly, i'll be extremely happy.

can't wait to post new pictures!

love love xx

Unleash your inner wild thing with the Frida Kahlo inspired Galliano look.

If the monobrow thing gets you going, i guess this is something you'll enjoy

i definitely have a thing for lindsay..maybe it's just me reminicising her parent trap days, but im so intrigued by her. kids that can pull off red hair are shiz in the book. although her hair is kinda blonde now, but we'll ignore that and conclude that she. is. hot.
and for you're viewing pleasure, but mainly mine, here is her now infamous muse shoot. (plus some extras)










i bet you agree with me now, please do. because above all i pray for your acceptance. whoever you are.

go sum up my mood.

"Nothing happens in the world? Are you out of your fucking mind? People are murdered every day. There's genocide, war, corruption. Every fucking day, somewhere in the world, somebody sacrifices his life to save someone else. Every fucking day, someone, somewhere takes a conscious decision to destroy someone else. People find love, people lose it. For Christ's sake, a child watches her mother beaten to death on the steps of a church. Someone goes hungry. Somebody else betrays his best friend for a woman. If you can't find that stuff in life, then you, my friend, don't know crap about life! And why the FUCK are you wasting my two precious hours with your movie? I don't have any use for it! I don't have any bloody use for it!"
Okay, thanks.

excuse me, apologies, but i would love to steal this girls legs and hair.

how does one person get that many good genes..grr

miu miu s/s 09 campaign

"What's the point of being a writer or an artist anyway? Herman Melville wrote fuckin' Moby Dick, he was so poor and forgot by the time he died that in his obituary they called him Henry Melville. You know, like why bother? They're just going to forget our fuckin' names anyway."

I watched Adventureland today and fell in love with Kristen Stewart. This is mildly embarassing on account of the fact that I'm a loser Harry Potter fan and should technically hate her. But she's so ridiculously good looking and oozes cool beans. god that sounds gross. but i mean it in the best way possible...promise.

people say to drown is to die a most painful death
and yet we tempt it every time we hold our breath and close our eyes.
it's those seconds of pure unparallel peace that makes the idea of death worth it.

and the perfect day has finally cracked.

my cake was oh so perfect until i realised that i couldn't put that pan in the oven.

having to transfer layers of upside down cake is the most degrading form of a fuck up in the kitchen.

and so i sat in the kitchen crying, whilst burning my hands picking up caramelised apples.

but i cooked it anyway.

it was a mess...overflowing, undercooked and just generally unfortunate.

kinda like me.

so i sat.

crying and eating cake.